10 things to remember while playing CS

10. Do not anyhow flashbang, remember to give warning.
9. Remember that when you're wondering who has the bomb, it is almost always you.
8. Black terrorist makes good sniper. But yellow terrorist makes better snipers.
7. Play as a team, and that means people like sprecher will have to be contended with shooting dead bodies. Besides the fact that he is lousy.
6. Always let potato go in front of you because he is a bullet magnet. He always almost get shot first before the bullets come flying to your head.
5. Always let buangster go in first. He'd either shield you from dying, or he'll kill those CT faster than you can say 'Get out of my way'.
4. Do not camp. Or in some cases stare at the door.
3. Do not AFK in middle of a game. You don't see the US AFK-ing while they go after those terrorists do you? Getting involved in IRAQ does not qualify as AFK-ing.
2. Leave your girlfriend behind. I'm serious.
1. Let's just fucking play for crying out loud.