"Never shit in you own backyard"

There's so much shit going around, is clearing them considered "sai kang"?

So guess it's time to start to clear some of it. Firstly, I quote, 'This is a dramatised reconstruction of true events.' The actual event itself is of course much watered down and boring.

Here are parts of the conversation:

P: u there?
Lady: yo!
Lady: im here now!
P:just wondering.. so wat lawrence said is true ah? u wanna ask me for nite cycling is it?
(Lady didn't reply for a long time)
Lady: hey sorry! was running ard the blk jus now.. ahaha.. why? u wana ask me ah?
P: haha... dun mind...
(Again disappears, P starts to panic)
Lady: hey sorry! went ard blk again..
Lady: realized that some of my clan ppl asked ***** to ask me for the nightcycling.. but ***** havent confirm
P: haha.... ic ic...
P: how come u keep running round the blk?
Lady: haha coz my neighbours all busy.. then left lvl* ones.. so ive to go there lorh..
P: oic...
Lady: ok. i can go with u! hahaa
P: nvm... if ***** ask u then it's ok..
P: it's up to u..
(Lady went offline, P went "maybe she need some time to think")
Lady: hey sorry got log out
Lady: can go with u.. i just need u to build up more muscles so that u can ride with me!! hahaahaa...
P: lol...
P: haha... i'll try...
P: eh u can run loh...
Lady: hahaaa running still ok.. cycling.. errr... got problem
P: it's almost the same thing ....both need leg power n stamina
Lady: hey so how? ride with u? confirm!?
Lady: ???
P: alrite then
Lady: ok! gtta slp alredyy!!
Lady: gdnight!!
P: nitez!

So there you have it, the truth and nothing but the truth. And come on, I'm not like asking someone for a date. It's just nite cycling. If it's a date, I'll go ask personally lah. Since when asking someone out was condemned on msn...

Sighz.. first post already doing "sai kang"...