Startling Revelation!

Our @$@%#*^@ level directory keeps falling off. This is the third time since it was first mounted. Need to buy hook AGAIN to put it back up....


However, on further examination, I stumbled upon a startling clue, that might help explain the nature behind this photoframe's inefficacy in defying gravity. It all lies in the name.
DROPS. WTF! Who in their right mind would go and name a wall hanging photoframe DROPS?! It's liking naming your first son Dumba$$ and expecting him to discover a new special theory of relativity. Why would any piece of embellishment want to put up the slightest fight against a force so strong as gravity if it's lived its entire life being conditioned into believing that it was named with the purpose of carrying out precisely the opposite function. Screw you IKEA. Go back to Sweden and do what you're good at, like invent Nobel Prizes or eat meatballs.

Level rep, if you're reading this, maybe you have some alien technology at hand that could help us brainwash this poor piece of plastic into having a little more self esteem so that it can begin to believe in itself once again. Or else even a stronger hook would do.

DROPS. sheesh. i still can't get over it.

for the record we still love ikea and the wonders it has done for brightening up our rooms. please don't go back to Sweden. I was only joking